Monty by Jim Meddick for August 19, 2016
If y'drop a penny off the Empire State buildin' it could kill somebody!...Naw! That's a myth! Factor in th' mass an' surface area and then... Ok, guys, I know how to settle this... See those sacks of mortar down there? What's drop a penny and... Wha...? Whoaa! @#$#$! Well now we know if y' drop a penny roll on t' th' performance Chevy Tahoe it really messes up th' hood.