Monty by Jim Meddick for December 01, 2015
November 30, 2015
December 02, 2015
Transcript:
Is it dreadlocks now, sir? Father didn't appear agitated by the tattoo, so I'm upping my game... He so busy building derivatives it's difficult to capture his attention even with copious acts of rebellion... But dreadlocks sir? Well, I couldn't be bothered with tangled locks, so instead I rated the pantry and matted my hair together with custard... That would explain the wiff of tapioca in the air... Down, Mr. Muffin! Shoo! Shoo!
That’s not the type of custard you should use, Sedgie.The sugar and vanilla attract pests. And pets.(Real hair product for dreads is often called “custard”.)