Monty by Jim Meddick for April 23, 2012

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I'm on my way to see Doug, an old pal from high school, his wife, Kelly and his two kids whose names escape me. Ambrose and Freyja? Ozymandias and Persephone? @#$@#%$! couples come up with such crazy, pretentious kid names these days! They're almost impossible to... Hey! Doug and Kelly and... um... uh... Copernicus and Eucalyptus? You remembered!