Monty by Jim Meddick for September 11, 2011
The Mildred Museum of Art Welcome Um... One please. There's no running, no shoving, no shouting, no gum chewing in this museum... And let me see your hands... Hmmph... Oh... And can I get the audio tour? What's the magic word? Please. Now this seems like a very nice, healthy young man... And I'm sure it must've been very hot in the sculpture studio, but please!... Would it kill you to put on a nice sport shirt and some khakis?!