Monty by Jim Meddick for February 24, 2010
Jarvis says, "Sir, I believe the gentleman has finished his labors?" Sedgwick says, "Very well. Give him? oh? let's be generous? give him five dollars." Neanderthal says, "Arrg!" Jarvis says, "He rejected our offer." Sedgwick says, "A savvy one, ay? All right then, give him proper payment and be done with it..." Neanderthal says, "Rrrgg!" Jarvis says, "Sir. He shows no interest in cash at any amount!" Kid says, "Just as I feared, Jarvis!... These democrats have so devalued the currency, even unschooled laborers won't accept the stuff!"