Monty by Jim Meddick for February 04, 2010
Transcript:
Gaia says, "Are you into any new age practices?" Monty says, "Nothing specific, but I do believe there's more to this world than science can explain?" Gaia says, "You do?" Monty says, "Definitely. Back in '02, I was in a serious moped accident... clinically dead for over two minutes..." Monty says, "I found myself floating above... watching the EMS crew work on my lifeless body... then I began to rise... I got as high as the treetops before I realized I had to return..." Gaia says, "It wasn't your time." Monty says, "No. Fear of heights. I can't even use the glass elevator at the mall..."
Monty will live forever.