Monty by Jim Meddick for December 18, 2007
Transcript:
"So if your brother's sort of a neat freak, and you're a slob, how did you two get along growing up?" "Here... I'll show you a picture of our room..." "Wow. Amazing. Your side is littered with junk... his side is totally spotless... and in the middle there's a clear demarcation line... none of your stuff is even slightly..." "There's a pair of BVDs cut in half down the middle." "Yeah I always felt he was a bit excessive about enforcing the boundary line..."
But when they played together in their inflatable backyard pool, Moondog always left half of the pool as non-peeing…