Monty by Jim Meddick for September 22, 2007
Transcript:
"This is it? This is my portrait?! This doesn't even look like me!" "Sir, I am an artist! I do not dabble in mere appearances and trivial likenesses! I render that which lies within! The inner being!... The soul!" "My soul looks like Carrot Top?" "Yeah. With just a hint of Gallagher around the eyes."