Monty by Jim Meddick for August 11, 2004
August 10, 2004
August 12, 2004
Transcript:
"That was great! There's nothing like a brisk, healthful nature walk to..." "Say...What's this? Facts about Lyme Disease..." "Lyme diseas is a debilitating illness transmitted by ticks no larger than the period at the end of this sentence." "Good lord! I'll have to strip down naked and spend the rest of the day inspecting every inch of my body with a magnifying glass!" "...Not to mention the areas I'll need assistance inspecting..." "By 'assistance' I pray you mean a hand-held mirror..."
It was the risk of bears (and the loss of youthful immortality) that eventually convinced us to give up wilderness hiking.