Monty by Jim Meddick for December 20, 2003

Transcript:

"I heard some neighbors say your body transplant came from a convicted murderer... the Harbor Side Strangler!" "Just a silly rumor." "But even so, what would it matter? All that counts is that I'm still here and alive thanks to an anonymous individual.." "And if that individual just so happens to have been framed by his scheming lawyer and his lyin', two-timing wife, what the *@#% difference does it make?" "Right?" "Right. Right. Right."