Monty by Jim Meddick for November 26, 2003

Transcript:

"No. No...this is not for Thanksgiving...this is for the feast of the seven phhlemkes..." "What are phhlemkes?" "Phhlemke" is a rigelian word...loosely translated, it means "Delicacy." "But that's only a rough translation. "Phhlemke" is a complex term with so many nuances, there is no earthling equivalent..." "Hmmm..." "For instance, depending on inflection and context, "phhlemke" can also mean "floor wax," "doorknob" or "urinary tract infection."