Monty by Jim Meddick for January 27, 2003
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?That?s right..I?m going on vacation.? ?Vacation?? We rigelians have no equivalent term in our language?? ?We continually work. We consider productivity the mark of a superior species. Idleness we associate with taborian sloth worms and humans?? ?Ok. But I bet you have a term for ?heartburn.? ?We have fifteen expressions for heartburn and approximately 38 terms for hemorrhoids.?
It’s like the Eskimos with their many words for snow, or a book club with their fifty shades of gray…