Monty by Jim Meddick for May 31, 2002
Transcript:
"Dwayne..see that blonde over there? try using your hynotic powers on her.." "I told you..I'm a nerd vampire..my hypnotic powers aren't so effective on women.." "C'mon..give it a try..what d'you have t'lose?.." "Look..look into my eyes.." "Did you get her number?" "No. But I think I may've gotten her to quit smoking.."
Good job!