Halloween per Bill Mahrer: “Trump sending Giuliani to get dirt on Biden is like a pumpkin sending a vampire to get dirt on a mummy.”
Perhaps I’m just missing the punchline here. Did she see Trump’s face in that rotting pumpkin fragment, or was the joke elsewhere? Is that apparent… flying trail of pumpkin slime floating behind her in that last panel, part of the humor?
Pumkin orange is now ruined for ever.
But, just think how good it will feel when you take it home, and stab it with a REALLY BIG KNIFE . . .
I’m surprised that Trump hasn’t threatened to sue pumpkins for using his orange make-up. Of course, he never goes through with those threats, so they don’t have to worry.
Makes a nice jerk-o-lantern…
Linus sat in the pumpkin patch all night waiting for the Great Pumpkin to come. The rest of us are waiting for the Rotten Pumpkin in Washington to go!
Stay strong, Mo. One rotten orange thing be it pumpkin or president need not control your attitude.
Poor Mo has TDS…Don’t let trump ruin your Halloween!
Pumpkins are really a lovely ruddy pink color, but the lights they use now make them look orange.
You need to buy some blue paint first.
It’s is so sad that the rotten pumpkin looks better than the Nitwit in the White ever will. Can’t America do better? VOTE 2020.
Nothing worse than choosing a Pumpkin and discovering that it’s a Left Over from Last Year.
A Trump jack-o-lantern + an M80 = A big grin & probably a visit from the Secret Service if the video goes viral…