The Trump Tweet Tornado has been upgraded to a hurricane. Category 5.
Trump never heard of one of those before! (He says so every time he’s faced with one; this time being the fourth time he is amazed to hear that such a beast exists — definite cognitive impairment.)
And it’s headed for Alabama.
And the Alabama Trumpers gonna be asking for hurricane relief (paid for by economically sound blue states, of course) and since they can actually vote, and voted for Trump, they’re gonna get a lot more than just paper towels!
A little Sharpie® told me so.
May 31, 2017