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Michael Andrew for January 08, 2019

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    DarthDurinsBANEling  10 months ago

    “Believe me, I’m no stranger to suffering. Once I had to use a non-solid gold toilet. SAD!”

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 10 months ago

    This is probably the biggest lie he’s ever told. He just can’t and doesn’t relate to anyone.

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    Daeder  10 months ago

    “I’ve stiffed more employees than you can imagine!”

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    shakeswilly  10 months ago

    Trump, the con-passionate president.

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    Jason Allen  10 months ago

    He also has a lot of experience with illegal immigration, seeing as how he’d hire illegal immigrants and give them fake green cards and social security numbers.

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    Zev Bellringer Premium Member 10 months ago

    Maybe he can relate to a kick in the pants.

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    Rad-ish. Premium Member 10 months ago

    The orange evil will be on the TV tonight telling us how we might best serve him.

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    kate  10 months ago

    He’ll remind us that (technically) he isn’t paid as a Federal employee either, so he knows all about how these folks are suffering.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 10 months ago

    I’m STILL wondering why the “Board of Directors”, A.K.A. Congress, hasn’t voted this utter failure of a “C.E.O.” out on his fat, worthless lying ass by now! Looks like it’s time to continue to replace as many of those Board members as quickly as possible.

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    Bookworm  10 months ago

    I can hardly wait for the fact-checker to kick in on the president’s speech tonight. I expect it will crash due to the number of falsehoods, errors, misquotes, and stutters it has to keep up with. It has moved from simple deception into a twilight zone where nothing is real.

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    montessoriteacher  10 months ago

    The only crisis at the border is the humanitarian one which was created by Trump.

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    wrytercat  10 months ago

    of course he was the one not paying out — he’s a taker not a giver.

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    AndrewSihler  10 months ago

    Not just workers. I’m sure the news that contractors with the gubmint aren’t being paid strikes the Big Orange as no big deal. Stiffing contractors was a significant component in his “rise” as a developer.

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    Vet Premium Member 10 months ago

    One of his many bare assed lies. Tonight we get to hear or read later Trumpy’s declaration of a national emergency to get his “wall” built. Then Thursday he’s heading to the border. Maybe he could keep heading south. Funny how he cancels pay raises for federal low level workers to keep the budget balanced then wants to blow 5.7billion on a boondoggle. The so called “deal maker” who can’t make a deal. Of course the deals he did make all ended in failure!! Such an insult to say he “relates”…..did he miss a Big Mac once due to ordering while breakfast hours were on? But his base just loves him……while they rummage thru trash cans at McD. In a few hours Trumpy will be on his TV platform to spew on us all. To change a word from a Mad Max movie……LYING Time’s Here!!!

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    Michael G  10 months ago

    “Also, I understand the brown peoples! All of them! I know what they need (who knows better than I do?) and I’ll see that they have their place in the sun!”

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 10 months ago

    And as a landlord… had the biggliest empathy… specially to colored folk

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    Rad-ish. Premium Member 10 months ago

    Head like a hole.

    Black as your soul.

    I’d rather die than give Trump control.

    Bow down before the one you serve.

    You’re going to get what you deserve.

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    dogday Premium Member 10 months ago

    OK, here’s a thought…if there were an emergency at the border, THE SECRET SERVICE WOULD NOT ALLOW HIS TRIP THERE TO BE BROADCAST AHEAD OF TIME!!! When Presidents travel to dangerous areas the trip is planned for weeks and NO ONE knows about it except a very few people. Like the one DT and Melania just took to…was it Afghanistan? (I cannot imagine a worse job than guarding this man.)

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    dogday Premium Member 10 months ago

    Thank you, Mr. Andrew, for once again explaining the inexplicable to us. I guffawed, I hee-hawed, I gasped and wept with laughter when he said he could relate to people not getting their paycheck. But see? Here you have explained to us that it is just the pursuit of a life-long habit with him. Who knew he could accomplish THAT with the presidency?

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    Rad-ish. Premium Member 10 months ago

    Donald J. Trump, the J stands for genius.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 10 months ago

    And HOW DANGEROUS will his rant be tonight???

    https://www.rawstory.com/2019/01/gop-sources-trump-aide-stephen-miller-writing-not-coherent-primetime-speech-border-wall/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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    Bonita Voigt Premium Member 10 months ago

    I see the Orange One is going to TV tonight to explain to people why he needs his penis extension. Er, I mean wall. I’ve heard that it’s going to be topped off with not spikes, but little teeny tiny mushroom caps.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  10 months ago

    “Besides, they’ll be fine. They can just get small million-dollar loans from their fathers to get by.”

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    Rad-ish. Premium Member 10 months ago

    “Having Trump as president is like tapping the drunkest guy at the party to be the designated driver.” Stephen King

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    Rad-ish. Premium Member 10 months ago

    Trump is following the Putin model of ripping off the government to make your friends rich. Such as the republican concentration camps for children are making the camp owners rich.

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    Scoutmaster77  10 months ago

    Now, this is the truth. :-)

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    Rad-ish. Premium Member 10 months ago

    Some of the pleadings in the Manafort were not blacked out properly. Today, we learned that the Trump campaign chairman was sharing campaign polling data with a Russian intelligence asset in the midst of the campaign.

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    Rad-ish. Premium Member 10 months ago

    A key provision, rooted in an 1878 statute and added to the law in 1956, declares that whoever “willfully uses any part of the Army or the Air Force” to execute a law domestically “shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years” — except when “expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress.”

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    Rad-ish. Premium Member 10 months ago

    Matthew Miller Retweeted southpaw

    These failed redactions show Manafort had a meeting with Kilimnik in Madrid, gave him campaign polling data, and discussed a Ukrainian peace plan with him – then lied about all of it. Very normal contacts between a US presidential campaign manager & a Russian intelligence asset.

    (Proof of collusion?)

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    Rad-ish. Premium Member 10 months ago

    Trump gave his first campaign speech for 2020 and the networks carried it for free.

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