Matt Wuerker for January 19, 2018

Chainsaws.

Hahaha

The sound of her retching, barfing, and puking, perhaps…

i figure the 15 seconds of his grunting, and then being done, would not last long enough for anyone to notice.

Apparently not, Republicans have not made a peep.

Since Trump paid off so many women, it makes me wonder how many abortions he is responsible for.

Some years ago Trump said if the government shuts down it is the president’s fault.

Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas.

What is the sound of the payoff being made with campaign funds?

My first thought was lice in his hair.

It’s starting to look like gunning down someone on 5th Avenue won’t pull him down off of his Presidential play toy, either. Only a hard shift in Congress can get close to that. Given the currently lopsided ratio in each House, they seem content to let Nero fiddle around all he wants….

Evangelicals say he is a good Christian man, like Jimmy Swaggert and Jim Baker who were saintly too.

Yes, the sound of trump being spanked with a magazine with the cover of himself, Ivanka and Don jr on the cover.

What is the sound of one woman feeling self loathing?

If she takes off her heels and runs very softly, probably not.

What Donnie did with the call-girl is NOT illegal as long as there was no money exchanged in return for the sex. And Republicans have repeatedly demonstrated that, as long as it one of their own involved, they couldn’t care less about the “morality” of the act. The “problem” arises with who provided the hush money in 2016 – that may, indeed, be illegal – but I’m sure Mueller will determine that, eventually. You know, republicans may come to rue the day they cheered Star on when he went from Whitewater to sex in the Oval Office – thereby establishing a precedent for such wide-ranging inquiries!

…and I really recommend “Saturday Night Live” on this one.

Not if he is a Republican. The right only cares about affairs by Democrats, porn stars and deficits are only an issue if Democrats are in charge.