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Jan 9, 2018
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Man: The Empire is run by an authoritarian madman. He could blow up a planet at any moment!
Woman: We are the Resistance. The only hope!
Commander: Hey, uh, Darth Vader would like to renew his spying powers over all communication in the galaxy. Cool? 
Man: Oh yeah, sure. That stuff keeps us safe!
Woman: NOthing to hide over here!
SOON
Man: Ack! Who could have...predicted this!
Jan 23, 2018
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