Matt Bors for June 13, 2017
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Top Concern: Stopping Sharia Law A Crazy Man #1: Isis hates women and gays, like me, but they hate them while BROWN. Lowest Priority: Having Medicaid. Sick Man: Can't make me pay taxes if I'm dead! TAP TAP TAP Extremely Important: Statue of An Old Racist Racist Man: Muh heritage! Get To It Later: The Planet We Live On. Racist Man: Oh Lord! Great Granpappy is gettin' wet!
Hey if the president can be a racist, loud mouthed blowhard who does not care about truth or people not like us, I’m OK with that. That just means he represents my values. Besides, he promised high pay low skilled jobs soon and I am not going to miss out on that gravy train.