Matt Bors for March 23, 2016
Republicans have vowed to block the Supreme Court nomination of very safe, uncontroversial, moderate guy, Merrick Garland. Harvard grad No abortion rulings Favorite movie "Citizen Kane," probably Merrick Garland: Hi. I yawn. This is like nominating a bowl of oatmeal, not that it would have been treated any differently. Man #1: TOO LIBERAL! Man #2: I will not meet with this oatmeal. Just ONCE I want Obama to go for broke instead of giving away the store from the get-go. President Barack Obama: THIS is the movement the GOP will work with me in good faith! Nominate a radical queer black woman - an atheist who had an abortion and is proud! Woman: And I'll have another if I want. Because that $#@!'s stayin' legal!
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