Matt Bors for April 14, 2015
New Restrictions On Abortion Restrictors Attention lawmakers: we're going to be strictly limiting the controversial and messy procedure known as D&E - dilation and evacuation. This is when you dilate your mouth... And evacuate unscientific sewage about abortion. Lawmaker: LIFE blah blah blah Before having opinions, male politicians must drive 100 miles, watch an instructional video and wait 48 hours. Television: These...are spermies. And late-term bloviating is completely outlawed. Senator: DANG OLD Woman: Senator, you're over 3,000 weeks old. Go rant in the back alley.
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