Matt Bors for August 20, 2013
August 15, 2013
August 21, 2013
Transcript:
Soldier: My lord. It's the tanning bed tax. Soldier: Some white people discovered blacks don't tan and thus don't pay it. They know... Soldier: You are the REAL RACIST President Barack Obama: We proceed as planned! Death panels! Lifetime subscriptions to Ebony! ARREST THEIR RODEO CLOWNS! Soldier: It's too late, my lord! They are upon us! Woman: Um, dude, I think you fell asleep.
