Matt Bors for December 04, 2012
November 28, 2012
December 05, 2012
Transcript:
News Anchor: We're going right over the FISCAL CLIFF!! Into the economic pit of oblivion! President Barack Obama: We can't KICK the CAN down the road, raise the DEBT CEILING and tackle the ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM: the Bush tax cuts. Pundit #1: Not without BELT TIGHTENING! Our world is balanced on the back of a giant turtle of DEBT! Pundit #2: It's debt turtles all the way down. DEBT DEBT Man: Where does this metaphorical gibberish end? Woman: With us eating a $#!* sandwich.
