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Matt Bors for October 08, 2012
October 03, 2012
October 10, 2012
Transcript:
FIELD REPORT - at 04:00 hours, Seal Team 6 engaged subersives at 123 Sesame Street in OPERATION: IRON AUSTERITY. A precision drone strike on the 47% mooch, Oscar the Grouch, also claimed the life of ELMO, who playfully remarked, "That tickled" before succumbing to his wounds. Our high-value target, The Count, has been detained where he can no longer punch holes in our budget math. The Count: Five! Five trillion new tax cuts!? GITMO Mitt Romney: I like being able to fire Muppets.
I believe this is a clear and factual representation of mittens stated plans for PBS and NPR. Maybe it was fortuitous he let this one slip out… oh wait, he’s been saying that all along. Some of us Americans have just not let it sink in until now.-This one turns out to be consistent over time and not one of his infamous flip flops.