Matt Bors for October 08, 2012
October 03, 2012
October 10, 2012
Transcript:
FIELD REPORT - at 04:00 hours, Seal Team 6 engaged subersives at 123 Sesame Street in OPERATION: IRON AUSTERITY. A precision drone strike on the 47% mooch, Oscar the Grouch, also claimed the life of ELMO, who playfully remarked, "That tickled" before succumbing to his wounds. Our high-value target, The Count, has been detained where he can no longer punch holes in our budget math. The Count: Five! Five trillion new tax cuts!? GITMO Mitt Romney: I like being able to fire Muppets.
