Matt Bors for September 14, 2012
News Anchor: Mr. Ryan, you did NOT scale K2 in the nude... And you DID vote for defense cuts, which you now say DIDN'T happen. Paul Ryan: Since then, I've flown counterclockwise around Earth so fast that I went BACK in time and changed my vote. News Anchor: OK, that is the ending to "Superman: The Movie." Paul Ryan: Not the only film inspired by my athletic prowess.
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