Matt Bors for June 20, 2011
NEW YORK TIMES: "Justice Clarence Thomas says a good legal brief reminds him of the TV show '24'." Jack: "You probably don't think that I could force this towel down your throat, but trust me, I can. All the way. Jack: Except I'd hold onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest it, I pull it out... Jack: Taking your stomach lining with it. Jack: For most people it would take about a week to die. Jack: It's very painful." Day 1: 10:00am-11:00am CLAP CLAP CLAP Justice Clarence Thomas: Oh, it's better than porn!
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