Matt Bors for April 22, 2009
Afghans Reach Out To America Man: We've decided to occupy your country for a few years - possibly decades. Man: However, we will be directing many resources into building you decent schools and roads until you learn how to do it on your own. We are not at war with your CULTURE - only the radical extremists that control the tribal regions. Like Palin. Man: Oh, and you'll want to stay indoors after 5. Our predator drones will be roaming the skies, killing folk. Afghans OUT! U.S.A. Man: HOLY GOAT HERDER. What is with you savages? We're just trying to HELP!
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