Matt Bors for January 07, 2009

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Plagues. War. Starvation. Christian rock... Homeless Man, Woman & Soldier: WHY DOES GOD ALLOW SUFFERING? A) His infinite power has waned over the years. God: I used to create PLANETS! These days I have trouble making J.C.'s face appear on a piece of toast. Jesus B) He's a sadistic sky voyeur. God: Watch out for that tornado, Jimmy! OOOOOHH! Nevermind. HA HA! C) He means well, but is utterly incompetent. Man: AARGH! I think my appendix BURST! Man #2: Yeah. Turns out he's not so intelligent at design.