Matt Bors for August 18, 2008

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Undecided white voters want nothing more than to elect a black president. But they are "unsure" about Barack Obama. They need... STAN McDOUGLE The Black President Americans Have Been Waiting For! Middle name is "George Washington III" No elitism here. Just a G.E.D. and an unwavering love of Christ and country. Neither known nor loved on the international stage! Don: I'm his only close friend. We ain't gay or nothin'. Don Lumbernickel, drinking buddy Shrapnel from the Gulf War. Finally, a non-decrepit war hero! Stan: I'm only running because I lost a bar bet! No soaring rhetoric or messiah complex! Not Too Much CHANGE Low-Grade Racists Can BELIEVE IN