Matt Bors for July 11, 2008
Obama's faithful supporters, the Care Bears, spread hope and cheer all year. But now they're bummed by his move to the center. Pink Care Bear: I thought he transcended politics...race...gender... Orange Care Bear: CARBON-BASED LIFE FORMS! HOPE Barack Obama: I'm BLACK, you idiots! Forget CHANGE! I've got to appeal to rednecks if I want to win! And so the new street team is introduced to get out the vote. Barack Obama: FLAG BEAR! FAITH BEAR! And BEAR ARMS BEAR! But imitating the right wing never works on folks who want the real thing. Man: Honey, there's a GAY BEAR with a GUN at the door. Wife: SHOOT IT IN THE FACE!
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