Matt Bors for May 07, 2008
moral outrage! Grand Theft Auto IV Involves a player shooting unarmed civilians without consequence (on TV). Money quote: Patrick J. Lynch: Being involved in a shootout in a video game has no consequences and that is the wrong message to send to young people. Patrick J. Lynch, president of the NYC Patrolmen's Benevolent Association. Worst case scenario: the total collapse of civilization. CONCLUSION: children were better off back in the day watching live gladiatorial combat. The Murder of Sean Bell Involves cops shooting an unarmed civilian without consequence (in observable reality). Money quote: Patrick J. Lynch: This sends a message to New York City police officers that when you are in that position...you will get fairness. Patrick J. Lynch again, displaying his moral fortitude. Worst case scenario: just another dead black guy/ Al Sharpton yelling. CONCLUSION: It's his fault. Had Sean Bell simply paused his shooting and entered the Contra cheat (? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? B A) he would still have 29 lives left.
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