Matt Bors for January 23, 2008
CHANGE! Voters want so much of it, the candidates can't pander fast enough. John McCain: I used to be an infant and now I'm old and wrinkly. That's change, my friends. I've lived it. Hillary Clinton: On DAY ONE of my administration we are going to start driving on the left side of the road! It's time for CHANGE! Candidate: I am going to CHANGE us over to the metric system and FIGHT the ruler industry lobbyists every centimeter of the way! Mike Gravel: We work during the day and sleep at night. WHY IS THAT!? We should CHANGE to vampiric schedules! MIKE GRAVEL 2008 Mike Huckabee: Our tax system needs CHANGE. A Huckabee administration will order Chuck Norris to jujitsu chop the IRS building into OUTER SPACE!
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