Matt Bors for January 18, 2008
Steven Colbert: The Colbert Report is BACK! Forget this writers guild strike - AMERICA NEEDS ME! Which brings us to tonight's word: SCAB. The Word SCAB Cures "Staff" Infection Steven Colbert: Scabs are forces of GOOD. They fortify injuries and allow for healing. That's probably why the Trotskyite unions HATE them so much. The Word Do not picket the scab! Steven Colbert: Writing is not LABOR. It's something CHILDREN learn to do in first grade because unfortunate laws prevent them for working in textile mills. The Word They do good work: see my suit Steven Colbert: Writers may be able to hang out all day on their air conditioned sidewalks, but I need to have a mouth to feed, FOLKS! And THAT'S tonight's word. My ego demands a half hour lunch every three hours And now a VERY important word...from our sponsors!
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