Lunarbaboon by Christopher Grady for January 13, 2016
Moishe: Roar! RAR! RAAAA ! Moishe: Go away daddy! Wife: What's going on? Husband: I don't know. I've tried everything. He's not hungry. He's not tired. He doesn't want to play Wife: Have you checked to see if he is switched to crazy asshole mode? Wife: Oh yeah. Here's the problem. Moishe: Mommy. Daddy. I love you! Wife: All better? Husband: You make this look too easy.