Lunarbaboon by Christopher Grady for December 11, 2015
Doctor: Hmmm, well you have a lot of moles, but they look fine. Man: Oh thank goodness! I was really wor.... Doctor: Except for these two. Doctor: These two are dysplastic. I am going to schedule you for surgery. There is an opening in 2 weeks. We will biopsy the dyplastic nevi and get back to you a few weeks after the surgery. Doctor: You can go now. WAIT! Don't forget this. You will need to carry it around for the next two weeks.