Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for August 30, 2006
Clare: Dad, I took a poll of workers here at Lucky Cow, and there were some interesting results! They say there should be longer breaks and increased pay, especially for family members! Gary: How many said that? Clare: Um...100 percent of respondents. Gary: Clare, it sounds like you only polled yourself. Clare: Well, I didn't say there wasn't a margin of error!