Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for December 22, 2005
Clare: Would you like to buy a plastic holiday figurine with your meal? Man: You mean Christmas figurine! I'm sick and tired of how you stores leave the word Christmas out of your products! It's plain unamerican not to exploit for commercial gain! Clare: Fine, they're Christmas figurines. Man; Then I'll take two. Woman: Hey! If you're going to exploit Christmas, you'd better exploit Kwanzaa and Hanukkah, too!