Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for November 13, 2005
Clare: Want to buy a copy of my newspaper, Leticia? Leticia: Your newspaper? Clare: I've discovered it's hopeless to try to effect change through the system. If you want to control the message, you have to have your own media outlet. Now I get to report the news the way I see it! Elvin: Clare, do you accept ads in your newspaper? Clare: Of course, Elvin! Elvin: Okay...here's one...wanted: polite, hard-working individual to replace churlish, soon-to-be-fired teenage girl. Leticia: An editorial cartoon? Clare: See...Elvin's the one with the horns and whip, and I'm the one with the halo.