Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for August 22, 2003
Leticia: Clare, I can't believe you hired a child to do your job. Clare: Leticia, all succesful people have lackeys that do their jobs for them. Look at the comics... you think "Darby Conley" really draws "Get Fuzzy"? No! He has a team of miunions who crank it out! He just signs the paychecks and shows up for company golf tournaments! Leticia: Well, at least he doesn't hire six-year-olds! Clare: You think an adult comes up with this stuff?