Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for May 11, 2003
Leticia: One thing about Lucky Cow-- I've never seen a place move so quickly from order... Gary: May I take your order? Leticia: ...To chaos. Elvin: This is a hamburger restaurant! How can we be out of hamburgers?! Clare: Hey, don't shoot the messenger! Worker: Oh, dear. Gary: Look alive, guys! Four tour buses just pulled up! Worker 2: Excuse me, I'm new... what do you know about grease fires?