Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for April 26, 2003
Clare: Ick! I'm sick of being a walking grease trap! Gary: Look, why don't you take a long, hot shower, Clare. Clare: It won't do any good! The water beads up and rolls off me! :Sniff: Working at Lucky Cow has made me weather-sealed! Gary: There, there dear... Boy: Hey, it's true... look at her tears!