Luann by Greg Evans for January 03, 2016
shannon: bwad, help me make new year revolutions! brad: you mean resolutions. a list of things you resolve to do shannon: yeah, ready? brad: shoot shannon: number 1: get a zillion dollars. number 2: have ice cream cones every day. number 3: own a baby elephant. number 4: buy disneyland. number 5: get a- brad: hold on brad: shannon, resolutions aren't things you want. they're things you need to be better at. a list of ways to improve yourself. shannon: oh. shannon: ok, never mind. i don't need that.