Luann by Greg Evans for February 23, 2014
Dad: "Who called?" Mom: "My friends Katina. Her dauhter ate a crayon, and Katinas worried it may hurt her" Dad: "Remember when Luann did that? Crayons are just paraffin wax and food coloring, right? I think that's pretty safe" Mom: "Said the man eating "Red dye #40, bht and disodium guanylate"" Dad: "Hm. Maybe I should switch to crayons..."