Luann by Greg Evans for September 09, 2012
Luann: "You two both have black hair. How come mine's orangey red?" Dad: "Cuz this isn't your real mom. Reba Mcentire is" Mom: "You got your hair - and a lot of your looks from my great grampa Clyde. Here's an old hand-tinted photo of him" Luann: "I'm descended from a lawn gnome!" Mom: "You are n-" Mom: "Oh. You kind of are..." Dad: "Thus my Reba story. So Reba says to me, 'Hey, good lookin' whatcha got cookin'?" Luann: "I'm a Luann gnome"