Luann by Greg Evans for January 24, 2011
Knute says, "Crystal, do you know how long we've talked about going on a date?" Crystal says, "Sure. 4,799 days" Knute says, "Whoa! You've, like, kept track?!" Crystal says, "Well, either I've been counting the days until you ask me out- or I just made up a number to yank your chain. You pick" Knute says, "I pick the first. But now it's gonna be at least 4,800 days" Crystal says, "Oh gosh darn it"