Luann by Greg Evans for September 12, 1999
Dad: How's high school, Luann? Luann: complicated! In my first week, I got lost, like 900 times! Luann: Plus, I was tardy 6 times, I sat in the wrong class twice and I can't remember where my locker is, and yesterday, I slipped on a ketchup pack in the cafeteria right when a kid from the school newspaper took a photo. Luann: I feel totally intimidated, lost, and confused. Luann: I can't wait til I'm 25 and all this is behind me. Brad: So when's the newspaper comin' out?