Luann by Greg Evans for March 09, 1997
Dad: Now there's a great record album-rubber soul. Luann: Record album? what's that? Mom: An L.P. Luann: el pee? Dad: Licorice pizza. Mom: Like 45s but bigger. Luann: 45s? hi-fi? Dad: Played on a hi-fi. Mom: Take her to the attic, honey. Dad: Come, young clueless one, and I will reveal relics from an ancient lost civilization.