Luann by Greg Evans for September 16, 1991
Luann: What could I do that would make Aaron Hill notice me, Delta? Delta: Go to the library. Luann: Library? Delta: Yeah! The more you know, the more interesting you'll be. Aaron's the type who'd be attracted to intellect. Luann: Delta, I don't want his brains to notice me! I want his hormones to notice me! Delta: Go to the library in a bikini.