Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 03, 1988
Luann: I'm gonna lose 20 pounds, puddles! Luann: What happened to my new year's resolution? A poem by Luann Degroot. The first day of my diet, a coconut cream pie calls to me so very clear, come have a try! Pie: hey you! Skinny! My will says "Don't you touch it!" but my stomach wants a bite-my stomach and my will begin to have an awful fight! No no! Yes yes! My stomach roars and grumbles. It simply won't be still! Eat it! Growls my stomach, ignore it! Yells my will. But then I notice something as my will goes on and on: no no no no no no no no no no no no Luann: My stomach's stopped complaining....and half the pie is gone!