Lola by Todd Clark for May 30, 2010
May 29, 2010
May 31, 2010
Transcript:
Lola says, "Irving? I thought you retired." Irving says, "I did." Irving says, "But I soon realized my savings weren't going to last long enough." Irving says, "I'm too healthy! I may live forever!" Irving says, "And all because of one simple lifestyle choice I made years ago." Lola says, "Stop drinking?" Irving says, "No." Lola says, "Quit smoking?" Irving says, "No." Lola says, "Then what was this fountain of youth?!" Irving says, "Curse you, thighmaster!"
